IF YOU ASK ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, SADLY I’M JUST NOT GOING TO RESPOND.

Q. Is this the Krusty Krab?

A. NO, THIS IS PATRICK.

Q. What’s the best time to wear a striped sweater?

A. ALL THE TIME. Really.

Q. What would a Krabby Pasty taste like?

A. My guess is as good as yours. I’d like to imagine like In-n-Out.

Q. Are you a girl or guy?

A. Eh. Who cares.

Q. Where can I watch all of the Spongebob episodes online?

A. Try any of THESE

Q. What’s your favorite episode?

A. Tie between The Camping Episode and Club Spongebob.

Q. Who’s your favorite character?

A. Patty Star of 120 Conch St. Bikini Bottom

Q. How do you make your pictures?

A. 1) Stream an episode on Netflix

    2) Wait for a funny line

    3) Pause it

    4) Printscreen

    5) Mess around with it in Photoshop + add captions

    6) Repeat

Also, I won’t follow ANYONE. Be so kind as to stop asking. This blog is just for posting, nothin’ else.

Also, I’m of a low opinion of the newer seasons (5+) Thus I’m going to avoid doing anything from them.