spongebobsquirepants:

Okay let me clear something up because I am sick about these style questions. If you put water marks on an image from a tv show owned by a large corporation it by no means makes it yours. As a matter of fact it does something much worse, it creates copy rights infringement, because you as a person are trying to clam the intellectual property of another company which thanks to companies being seen as people now you are breaking oh so many laws.

Well, I could attack your grammar and make fun of you for your run-on sentence but that would be so bourgeois of me.

Yep. I claim Spongebob Squarepants, the show that was created when I was in elementary school, as being my intellectual property. IT’S MINE. ALL MINE.

The watermarks aren’t there to let you enjoy more Spongebob screenshots if you liked the one you found, you dumb barnacles, IT’S TO TAKE OVER ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM. 

Because secretly I

am Plankton.

And I’m here to break all the laws.

Really I don’t care (and it would be ridiculous if I did) if someone reposts the screenshots I’ve put out.

A. I make them for everyone to enjoy.

B. It’s not original content, I just put minimal Photoshop effort into it.

C. Just. Spread the love, man.

Also, thank you for kindly clearing up an issue that no one but you brought up. One almost doesn’t notice that you turned the spotlight from you being accused of reposting to me stealing intellectual property. As a terribly frank and naive young person, I always marvel at people’s ability to elegantly slip away from accusations, regardless of how unfounded and petty the accusations were. 

For something that’s not real life, tumblr sure is an amazing mine of anthropological studies.