I call this one The Campfire Song Song
In the episode "Idiot Box," Patrick was hanging out in a box within a box. BOXCEPTION.
Anonymous
Do you think Plankton uses a condom?
Anonymous

Maybe as a sleeping bag

How do Plankton and Karen do it?
Anonymous

I know, it must be so difficult to persevere in the face of misfortune and rejection, and still not give up on their goals.

Oh, you meant

Oh

kim-jong-chill reblogged your photoset

“doubloons” IS ENGLISH A FIRST LANGUAGE FOR ANYONE ON THE INTERNET DOUBLOONS.

I’m trying in vain to figure out what point you were making.

Re: water under water- Google Image Search "Gulf of Mexico Underwater Lake". Turns out to me a living mass of salty brine. So the Goo Lagoon is Brine, I guess?

That is awesome. Thank you for sharing!

What are Krabby Patties made of?
Anonymous

Sea cows

When I grow up, I'm going to build a life-sized replica of the Krusty Krab and run it like a real restaurant. It will have the exact menu (however I will serve real food, i.e. instead of coral bits I'll serve chicken nuggets of some sort), and the staff will dress up like Spongebob characters. That is literally my life dream.
Anonymous

You and I, sir/m’am, have the same dream.

This is what Kickstarter is for.

Why do you care if Spongebob gets cancelled? You hate all the new episodes anyway?

Just because I can no longer understand what my 90-year-old grandmother says doesn’t mean I want her to die.