February 2012
5 posts
my roommate: I'm going to be looking at plankton tomorrow. I thought you should know.
me: This is going on my blog.
Feb 22nd
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This is unrelated to Spongebob, but I want to say that if anyone is going through anything difficult and feels trapped and alone and scared and hopeless, I’d like to be there for you to talk. Don’t ever feel like you have no right to be this unhappy or be afraid that people won’t take you seriously or try to be strong enough to go through this by yourself.  If the thoughts are...
Feb 21st
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Anonymous asked: if you’re taking some of...
spongebobsquirepants: Okay let me clear something up because I am sick about these style questions. If you put water marks on an image from a tv show owned by a large corporation it by no means makes it yours. As a matter of fact it does something much worse, it creates copy rights infringement, because you as a person are trying to clam the intellectual property of another company which thanks...
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Anonymous asked: In the episode "Idiot Box," Patrick was hanging out in a box within a box. BOXCEPTION.
Feb 3rd
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January 2012
19 posts
Anonymous asked: Do you think Plankton uses a condom?
Jan 15th
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Anonymous asked: How do Plankton and Karen do it?
Jan 15th
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kim-jong-chill reblogged your photoset “doubloons” IS ENGLISH A FIRST LANGUAGE FOR ANYONE ON THE INTERNET DOUBLOONS. I’m trying in vain to figure out what point you were making.
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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marthfador asked: Re: water under water- Google Image Search "Gulf of Mexico Underwater Lake". Turns out to me a living mass of salty brine. So the Goo Lagoon is Brine, I guess?
Jan 13th
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Anonymous asked: What are Krabby Patties made of?
Jan 13th
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Anonymous asked: When I grow up, I'm going to build a life-sized replica of the Krusty Krab and run it like a real restaurant. It will have the exact menu (however I will serve real food, i.e. instead of coral bits I'll serve chicken nuggets of some sort), and the staff will dress up like Spongebob characters. That is literally my life dream.
Jan 12th
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yalive asked: Why do you care if Spongebob gets cancelled? You hate all the new episodes anyway?
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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reverze asked: whats your favorite squidward and mr. krabs quote
Jan 11th
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Anonymous asked: How can their eyes produce tears underwater? Sheez
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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A brief Spongebob art history lesson
In the episode “Artist Unknown,” the figures Spongebob carves out and Squidward accidentally creates are an obvious allusion to Michelangelo’s David. Michelangelo’s influence is further evident in Squidward’s wise advice: Visualize the sculpture within. The words seem to be an echo of Michelangelo’s self-described process of “liberating the figure...
Jan 7th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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December 2011
11 posts
Anonymous asked: How come there's water under water?
Dec 12th
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jdb-memories asked: Why is spongebob yellow and patrick pink are they gay?
Dec 12th
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What's your favorite Patrick Star quote?
Dec 6th
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Anonymous asked: Patrick don't you have to be stupid some place else?
Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
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wendysbaconator asked: what episode is the one where plankton wins spongebob through a card game?
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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November 2011
1 post
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Nov 30th
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October 2011
24 posts
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Oct 28th
429 notes
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Knock-knock jokes!
Spongebob: Hey Squid, knock-knock!
Squidward: Who's there?
Spongebob: ... I AM!
Oct 23rd
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escaping-beauty asked: it's so itchy, what's this thing made out of?
Oct 23rd
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sammytruelove asked: The show isn't ending, they recently said its going to start being for kids under the age of 8 & no more hidden adult jokes
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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9livesofkat asked: Yeah it (sadly) is. My friends recorded a commercial about it. ):
Oct 19th
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9livesofkat asked: SpongeBob's being canceled. Did you know that? It sucks because this show literally was my childhood..
Oct 18th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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Anonymous asked: you Suck (:
Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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